Sexy Swim Wear

Go to Wholesome Wear and check out some really "sexy" swim wear. Consider getting them for your wives. Don't worry, i won't be attending your funeral.

Keep clicking next till you see a John Travolta look-alike. He's got boobs. Is he a tranny or what? Even John Travolta as Edna Turnblad in Hairspray looks way better. Do i see stubbles above his lips? Oh well, her lips?













Check this out: "The Skirted Swimmer has the Spandex under garment for maximum flexibility, and is joined at the zipper to a looser fitting skirted outer garment. The skirt snaps between the legs for in the water and unsnaps for playing on the beach or going to town without changing." maybe i should just get one of these for wakeboarding.

This looks way better.


Someone help! I'm getting cramps from over laughing.