My Little Germ

This song by Lily Allen reminds me of my baby brother. We've been fighting ever since my memory started serving me and when I say fight, I mean we get physical with the fists and punches. Growing up with bruises and broken tooth comes as no surprise to me. Now that we're all grown up, we're still closer than most siblings. I've always felt bad that he's been growing up in my shadow and that wasn't fair to him... Not that I'm fab though.

It's quite upsetting to see that he's still not getting anywhere but I really wanna help him as much as I can. It's not easy growing up in our family so nothing can change the fact that he's my baby brother and only one at that. Grow up soon and I love you, little rascal!

Oooooooh, oh deary me,
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should get up 'cause it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered 'cause he's high on THC.
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,
I can't even see him 'cause his room is so smokey,
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.

I only say it cause I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair?
Now, now there's no need to swear,
please don't despair my dear, mon frere.

Oh Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid,
Get off your lazy arse, Alfie please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray,

I'm feeling guiltier for leading you astray.
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,
When all you do is stay in playing your computer games?

Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
I'm trying to help you out, so can you stop being a twat.
It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.

I only say it cause I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair?
Now, now there's no need to swear,
please don't despair

Please don't despair
My Mon frere